"are you a guy?"

my username has been ohasswhy for the longest time, it being my initials. so i get random messages on MSN all the time, starting with "hey, looking for a woman?" and stuff just cos i have ass in my nick. i find it hilarious actually, that guys are associated with crude nicks and vulgar language, but anyhow.

i got another message today, and finally decided to reply. here goes the conversation:

cyndikoerper50@hotmail.com says (11:43 AM):

looking for a sweet and caring guy

extrajordinary says (11:43 AM):

are you into gang rape?

cyndikoerper50@hotmail.com says (11:43 AM):

hey, hows it going?

are you kidding? seriously.

若要人不知，除非己莫为

translated (not as smooth): don't do it if you don't want to be exposed/discovered.

zhen and i were watching channel 8 all through dinner last night cos we were trying to catch her TVC. and so we watched the tragicomedy (albeit unintended) with all the hosts imitating certain public figures. and they discussed Ten Ways of managing an affair. as with all other programmes/movies that try to discuss non-mainstream issues, they ended off with Jack Neo's episode as a lesson. right.

anyway, it's no use whistling, cos even if i don't hear your fart - and hopefully i don't smell it - i can see the bubbles coming out from your bottom.

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on another note, MY BOY IS SO CUTE!

Shiyun

haha BECOME MY FAN!

11:42amDarren

ok

11:43amDarren

i am going to ask everyone to be your fan

WHY SO CUTE?

Darren Cheng i give u the link k pls join pls pls pls pls pls

3 minutes ago · Comment ·

Darren Cheng add teacher jo as a fren pls guyz or a fan she has a fan pagehttp://www.facebook.com/pages/JOG-Ms-Jo-Ong/368451074403?ref=ts

3 minutes ago · Comment ·

I'm going to finish all of these, and buy him more later.
REESE'S!!

and the second reason i'm a celeb teacher is (apart from the apparent bribery)...

i make math look easy.

IM SINGLE!

from the websites...

been smirking at the relationship updates, cos it ALWAYS freaks me out how quickly people reply to a change in relationship status on facebook. SERIOUSLY. 33 comments in 12 hours? i might as well hold my wedding on fb. you can paypal my redpacket over. :)

so lorien and i did a test. we WANTED to "be in a relationship" and then delete each other as friends - just to see if the status will automatically be removed. a part of me hoped that it'd go "[insert broken-heart emoticon] lorien and jo have ended their relationship - in fact, they're no longer friends!"

seriously.

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on another note, shannon came over today for dinner! i dont understand how i can always hang out with her and yet still enjoy the unspoken understanding and take comfort in knowing that she's a friend for life. some people say you make your best friends in your secondary life, some people say you know them in JC (hello bro james!), i say you know them when you're ready.

i was tearing open my packet of tortellini when i heard the sound of a crisp thing hitting the floor. ohhhh holy cow. COCKROACH?! no wait. i've never seen one in this house. stay calm. i picked up this yellow piece of thing on the floor and threw it into the bin. so i proceeded to make a bigger tear in the packet. AND AGAIN. this time, i saw my tortellini falling to the floor. i've never thought before that i was as blonde as lorien makes me out to be. i was exploring the top while the packet rained tortellini, before i realised they were falling from the bottom. right.

so i put it to boil and set to await shannon's arrival...

and she was just in time to cook the sauce, and pour in the minced meat she bought!

shannon at it! recognise her from one of the recent tvcs?

i look too unglam after a day of hard work, so im not taking pics! just of shannon. OH soon you'll be paying to get her autographed photos!

loathes inflexibility

moved from ohasswhy.blogspot.com, simply because blogger doesn't allow me to change my email address and my ohasswhy@gmail.com is almost defunct.

SO. i've been blogging rather infrequently nowadays, and i'm starting again cos it helps me keep in touch with well, me. and i'm sure glad technology hasn't left me behind - i recognise all the new stuff.. like following. sehr kuhl!

dying to upload the food and i ate at liang court today, but i suspect tink's (my laptop) bluetooth isn't exactly working. so. another time.

and omg i can't can't can't wait for my iphone to be here! next monday!!

accents

discussing xiaxue's solemnisation:

my singlish-speaking lorien wonders why xiaxue still speaks singlish if she's with an american. so cute.

Lorien says (4:30 PM):

hahaha

and if she's married to an american

shiyun my bf's gay says (4:30 PM):

haha yes

Lorien says (4:30 PM):

how come so heavy!

shiyun my bf's gay says (4:30 PM):

why not

i dont start lisping just cos im with a german guy

walls.

not the ice cream.

the concrete (or so you wish) thing that you erect around your heart by blocking out expectations and dreams.

i have no idea why im so apt at building them only to make them magically disappear in an instant. seriously. i must be masochistic.

so yes i've removed it once again and let someone in.

wtf have i done?